"Saltier Than Your Ex" isn’t just a punchline—it’s a whole fucking mood. Born from the wreckage of bad relationships and worse double shifts, it’s for the cooks who’ve been burned by more than just hot oil. You’ve dated the server who cried in the walk-in, loved the bartender who couldn’t dice a lime, and still showed up the next day to plate brunch like your heart wasn’t bleeding into the hollandaise. This shirt is for the ones who season like they’ve got something to prove—because heartbreak fades, but salt? Salt stays.

Cut from 100% cotton (the real kind, not some silky influencer blend), this shirt holds its shape like a line cook holds a grudge — tight, sharp, and ready for whatever the fuck comes next.

Whether you're layering up for the walk-in or winding down with something brown in a glass, it’s got the weight and structure to remind you: you survived the night.

100% cotton, unless it’s grey — then it’s a bit of a mutt (but still loyal)

Built thick enough to handle fryer smoke and shame

Stitched tough — no flimsy fashion seams here

Fits like it’s meant to — not clinging, not sloppy, just right

Sourced from places where people still work for a living.
Worn by people who never stop.



We Don’t Mass-Produce Shit.

Every piece is made just for you the moment you order. That means it takes a little longer to show up at your door — but we’re not cranking out piles of landfill fashion no one asked for.

We make it on demand, not on autopilot.
No waste. No warehouse full of crap.
Just a slower, smarter way to get gear that actually matters.

Thanks for giving a damn. Most people don’t.